How to look like a tourist

Posted in Uncategorized by RB on December 4th, 2007

When doing business in a place, it’s always important to get an understanding of the customs and persuasions of your clients. Proper attire is critical to success. So if you don’t want to look like a malihini, then here are two fashion tips.

Do wear Hawaiian shirts. The kama’aina do not wear golf shirts or button downs, not even for business. And they certainly never wear a suit or a blazer!

Avoid most Hawaiian shirts. It may come as a surprise, but while the natives may be comfortable with the near nudity that surrounds them at times, they prefer conservative attire. Muted colors with patterns from nature, or possibly surf boards are favorites. But if you want the locals to snicker, then pick the brightest shirt you can find, and plaster it with cars, motorcycles, and hula girls.

2 Responses to “How to look like a tourist”

  1. Daniel Says:

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